HIPSTER PARTY PLANNING DOT BIZ specializes in esoteric and ironic
THEME PARTIES. We assault your guests' senses with a
complete clusterfuck of charmingly amateurish decorations and activities — sure to inspire
good times, envy, and yes,
a little fear.
I am a manic overachiever whose arts + crafts skills never advanced beyond the 7th grade, and I will make sure you have the most
awesome, and bewildering party you've ever experienced.
You will start measuring time in terms of life before and AFTER your party. You
will explode, fully-formed, into the blazing sun at the center of your social circle.
You will get laid, probably, if that's what you're into.
This is the greatest thing I've ever made, by the way.